This is Mary.
She's my roommate.
She can save your durn life faster than you can say,
"What's it to ya?"
That's cause she's a nurse like these classy ladies.
She gets all her wisdom from Dolly.
Like, "It doesn't mean a thing if you ain't got love."
After all, Dolly makes the world go round.
She's a calling-zilla.
But that's probably just because she does everything better than everyone else.
She makes a mean calzone.
And she wages war on trans fat.
I love 'er because she gives me banana bread to foster inner peace.
And because she loves this:
She leaves me speechless, quite speechless I tell you, and I haven't stopped talking of it since!