This is Clark.
He's my bestie.
We've only been friends for four months.
...Best four months of my life.
Yeah, he's pretty cool
(even though he's not going to NYU).
he knows the important stuff about Star Wars.
And he likes the Avett Brothers.
And he has an adorable General Authority name.
He reads my blog,
which makes him that much cooler.
And one time I helped him woo my roommate.
That was the best.
If I were a guy, I'd totally want to be his best friend.
I already am.
(His best friend--not a guy.)