Saturday, January 14, 2012

Paranoia

The following things leave me in a near-constant state of paranoia:

1. Fearing that my LBJ button will fall off my backpack & I'll lose it forever.
Sometimes I check 3+ times a day to make sure it's still there.


2. Fearing that my fly is down.
Sometimes I check 8+ times a day.


3. Fear of being pickpocketed.



2 comments:

  1. I always think my fly is down as well. Coralee has the same problem. I'm sure there are even more people out there who suffer like we do. We should raise awareness of this debilitating disease.

    ReplyDelete
  2. i feel like the first one is a very legitimate thing to be paranoid about. i feel like you're life won't be quite as good if you lose that lbj button. the other 2 don't seem to warrant the same level of worry, i'd say.

    ReplyDelete

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...