Sorry I haven't been around.
I haven't had much to say.
But today, I watched a chick flick.
You probably know this about me but
I hate chick flicks.
And I've decided that
chick flicks are a drug.
1. Chick flicks give you a high.
2. Chick flicks skew your perception of reality.
"Oh, someday I'll have a boyfriend as perfect as this!"
3. Once you watch a chick flick, you just want to watch more and more
until your brains turn to mush.
They might look like they're having fun,
but they're actually dying inside.
Don't get me wrong;
I still indulge in the occasional chick flick.
But I always regret it.