I'm kind of a St. Patrick's Day Grinch.
But ironically enough, even the Grinch has enough holiday spirit to wear green.
Guess who's NOT wearing green today?
I mean, it's weird, because I love holidays. And I also love Ireland.
So why do I hate St. Patrick's Day? It might have something to do with my brother convincing me as a child that I didn't need to celebrate it because we're not Irish.
But I think it's reallllllly because I remember getting made fun of in elementary school for not wearing green. And you know me - sometimes the more people want me to do something, the more adamantly I avoid it!
Sorry, I know this is annoying. Give it time.